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[motherofnemesis]

"This is Max, leave a name and number and tell me what you want.
I may or may not get back to you."

[ leave a message, call her, come drop by her apartment. ]

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[fe_male]

[ He's totally wearing jeans to bed. It's not something he really thought about, and it's not like he won't have bigger problems in the morning anyway. But he's happy with her there, lets her pull his arm around her and then uses it to tug her close to his chest. ] I feel great. How do you feel?

[motherofnemesis]

[ He's too drunk to really care about that, and she's pretty aware of that. But yeah, she's just going to lean back against him and close her eyes, smiling at the warmth of him and the edges of the reactor she can feel pressed between her shoulderblades. It's comforting. ] I'm pretty good. You're warm.

[fe_male]

It's 'cos I'm so hot. [ Yes he is pleased with himself for that. ] So are you. My favorite thing to hold onto.

[motherofnemesis]

[ Oh god, the pride in his voice is kind of hilarious, she's just laughing silently in his arms because that's so beautiful and so funny. ] That's really lucky, because I happen to really enjoy you holding onto me.

[fe_male]

[ He doesn't even care that she's laughing - he just smiles and keeps holding her close. ] Good. We can both be happy then.

[motherofnemesis]

[ God, this is just. He's super drunk, and he's going to be really hungover in the morning and that's going to be fun, or not really much, but right now is pretty much perfect. She can practically feel his smile, can definitely feel his arm secure around her and the way that they fit together and the fact that they're both quite ridiculously happy right now. ] Sounds like a pretty good plan. I'm always in favor of plans with happiness. [ Lacing her fingers through his and bringing their joined hands up for a moment to kiss his hand, because she'll probably always be better at the physical signs than the verbal. ] You are totally hot.

[fe_male]

[ He is totally so super drunk. He's going to hate all of this in the morning, for so many reasons.

But right now he is, indeed, happy. With her, and he's okay with that. ] You're just saying that now because I said it. That I'm hot.

[motherofnemesis]

[ He can hate everything in the morning, that's totally fine. She's still going to remember this, and the way his voice sounds right now and exactly how amusing the whole thing was.

And how nice. ] Yes, because I'm agreeing with your previous statement. I wanted to make sure you knew I agreed.

[fe_male]

You're still here. Of course you agree. [ He's... probably not going to remember this except in bits and pieces, which is probably a better idea, at least at first. ]

[motherofnemesis]

[ She's okay with that too, because she's been being unabashedly and really openly fond and that generally feels weird. ] Mmm, yes, you're so smart. Totally nailed why I'm still here.

[fe_male]

I am really, really smart. And really, really good at nailing things. And I mean that really suggestively.

i opened this and almost laughed again but couldn't have explained it out loud so i didn't

[motherofnemesis]

I could tell it was suggestive, actually. It was really suggestive, I liked it. Appreciated it, even. I don't know what I'd do if you weren't really, really good at nailing things.

lmao yesssssssssssssss

[fe_male]

Oh good. You'd probably spend more money on toys.

yes good you totally succeeded

[motherofnemesis]

We can always do that too, if you want.

\o/

[fe_male]

Can we? [ Is it bad that he reacts to toys basically like a... dog. Rife with entendres, that whole sentence. ] We should do that too. Not that I don't... [ What was he saying. ] Not that I don't love what we do.

[motherofnemesis]

[ She doesn't think it's bad at all. ] It's always fun changing things up, of course we can. Did you have anything specific in mind, or is that just an expression of general desire?

[fe_male]

If I did have anything specific in mind I've already forgotten it or just can't really access the information right now for reasons. So I'm good calling it general desired expression.

[motherofnemesis]

For reasons. [ Totally amused, and she swings their joined hands for a moment idly before pulling herself closer against him. ] We can figure out specifics later, I think you're a little drunk.

[fe_male]

Well I think I'm a lot drunk. I think you're a little drunk if you only think I'm a little drink. Drunk. What kind of toys do you want? Do you like toys? I bet I could make you a good toy.

[motherofnemesis]

I'm not drunk at all, I didn't take anything. [ With an amused laugh. ] I bet you could. I'll hold you to that, because as it happens I do think toys sound fun.

[fe_male]

You'd better, because I don't know if I'm going to remember saying it later. [ Actually out of everything he's said tonight, 'I'll make you sex toys' is the most likely thing he will remember, because that's how his mind works. ] What do you want?

[motherofnemesis]

That's okay, I'm pretty sure I'm actually going to remember tonight. And JARVIS remembers everything. [ She wouldn't be surprised, honestly. ] They do say vibrators aren't just for women.

[fe_male]

JARVIS is my favorite son. JARVIS, don't tell your brothers.

I wouldn't dream of it, sir.

[ There's a slightly extended pause as Tony considers what she just said though, parses it. Or at least, tries to. He does a fairly decent job, sort of. ] Are you saying you want me to make you a vibrator to use on me?

[motherofnemesis]

Wow, favoritism. I'm distressed, your poor robots.

[ A kind of snicker. ] I'm glad you managed to follow that thought process all the way through to the end. It's the first thing that sprang to mind, I'm sure others will follow eventually.

[fe_male]

My poor, poor, maltreated robots.

I can't tell if that was actually the thought process or if you're making fun of me right now but if you're teasing me with potential vibrating toys then I will be sad. [ Ordinarily he would come up with a better result than that, but. ]