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[motherofnemesis]

"This is Max, leave a name and number and tell me what you want.
I may or may not get back to you."

[ leave a message, call her, come drop by her apartment. ]

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i opened this and almost laughed again but couldn't have explained it out loud so i didn't

[motherofnemesis]

I could tell it was suggestive, actually. It was really suggestive, I liked it. Appreciated it, even. I don't know what I'd do if you weren't really, really good at nailing things.

lmao yesssssssssssssss

[fe_male]

Oh good. You'd probably spend more money on toys.

yes good you totally succeeded

[motherofnemesis]

We can always do that too, if you want.

\o/

[fe_male]

Can we? [ Is it bad that he reacts to toys basically like a... dog. Rife with entendres, that whole sentence. ] We should do that too. Not that I don't... [ What was he saying. ] Not that I don't love what we do.

[motherofnemesis]

[ She doesn't think it's bad at all. ] It's always fun changing things up, of course we can. Did you have anything specific in mind, or is that just an expression of general desire?

[fe_male]

If I did have anything specific in mind I've already forgotten it or just can't really access the information right now for reasons. So I'm good calling it general desired expression.

[motherofnemesis]

For reasons. [ Totally amused, and she swings their joined hands for a moment idly before pulling herself closer against him. ] We can figure out specifics later, I think you're a little drunk.

[fe_male]

Well I think I'm a lot drunk. I think you're a little drunk if you only think I'm a little drink. Drunk. What kind of toys do you want? Do you like toys? I bet I could make you a good toy.

[motherofnemesis]

I'm not drunk at all, I didn't take anything. [ With an amused laugh. ] I bet you could. I'll hold you to that, because as it happens I do think toys sound fun.

[fe_male]

You'd better, because I don't know if I'm going to remember saying it later. [ Actually out of everything he's said tonight, 'I'll make you sex toys' is the most likely thing he will remember, because that's how his mind works. ] What do you want?

[motherofnemesis]

That's okay, I'm pretty sure I'm actually going to remember tonight. And JARVIS remembers everything. [ She wouldn't be surprised, honestly. ] They do say vibrators aren't just for women.

[fe_male]

JARVIS is my favorite son. JARVIS, don't tell your brothers.

I wouldn't dream of it, sir.

[ There's a slightly extended pause as Tony considers what she just said though, parses it. Or at least, tries to. He does a fairly decent job, sort of. ] Are you saying you want me to make you a vibrator to use on me?

[motherofnemesis]

Wow, favoritism. I'm distressed, your poor robots.

[ A kind of snicker. ] I'm glad you managed to follow that thought process all the way through to the end. It's the first thing that sprang to mind, I'm sure others will follow eventually.

[fe_male]

My poor, poor, maltreated robots.

I can't tell if that was actually the thought process or if you're making fun of me right now but if you're teasing me with potential vibrating toys then I will be sad. [ Ordinarily he would come up with a better result than that, but. ]

[motherofnemesis]

I'm glad you at least didn't say it to their face.

I'm not making fun of you. [ Squeezing his hand gently, settling more firmly against him. ] You're too drunk for that.

[fe_male]

Yeah, that part was at least easy to avoid.

[ Well, he doesn't mind either of those actions. ] Aw, that's nice of you. To take my handicaps into account like that. That's really nice, most people just hold things like that against you. This is why you're my favorite.

[motherofnemesis]

Still, I'll count it as a victory for you.

[ He needs to stop being so adorable when he's drunk because she doesn't feel this is reasonable. ] Am I? That's nice, I like being your favorite. And I only like holding certain things against you.

[fe_male]

[ sorry? there's not a whole lot he can do about it rn ] What sort of certain things? I like certain things.

[motherofnemesis]

[ yeah true I suppose there isn't. ] Oh, various parts of my body. I could list them, but I think you can probably figure it out.

[fe_male]

[ Oh he likes that answer, and the noise he makes just proves that. ] I can, I can totally figure that out, I think I already did, figure it out, like, I figured it out while you were saying it, do you want to hold any of those against me right now? I would be okay with that.

[motherofnemesis]

[ Her smile only grows as she turns around under his arm so that she's facing him, presses closer against him even if she knows nothing is going to come out of it. She likes the feeling, regardless. ] What a stunning intellect you have. [ Murmured almost against his mouth. ]

[fe_male]

[ Nothing at all, but he's - momentarily - unaware of that fact, and is simply pleased that she's turned around and is so close now, all the right parts brushing against him, the warmth from her front and the breath on his face making him drowsy and excited all at once. ] Some have said magnificent. [ And that's about it for his patience, kissing her somewhat slowly, reservedly, taking their time about it. ]

[motherofnemesis]

[ It's okay, she's pretty happy to just be lying here close against him. The warmth is nice for her too and she just enjoys being close to him, so this will work out just fine for her. ] That so? [ And she can definitely go for this kiss too, not pushing either, just reciprocating and working at deepening it a little. ]

[fe_male]

Mm, pretty sure. [ He doesn't really want to pull away to reply, seeing as the words are obviously basically just for the sake of having words. But he likes reciprocating and deepening, he lets her do that as she likes, moves the arm that is still around her down a little to give her ass a little squeeze. ]

[motherofnemesis]

[ She doesn't bother responding to that just yet, just hums against his lips and keeps on with her slow exploration of his mouth, the way it fits with hers right now. The squeeze gets another hum out of her, lower in her chest, and she runs her arm slowly up and down his back, presses closer against him for the warmth and the sake of the closeness. ]