ic contact

[motherofnemesis]

"This is Max, leave a name and number and tell me what you want.
I may or may not get back to you."

[ leave a message, call her, come drop by her apartment. ]

Comments

[alittlesweptup]

Typing from beyond the grave. Impressive

[motherofnemesis]

i made a program to answer questions in the event of my death

[alittlesweptup]

How comforting. I hope you patented it so your family can benefit from future commercial applications

i'm so sorry

[motherofnemesis]

query: family of max kearney
returns: negative

i dont think you are

[alittlesweptup]

Public domain it is then

i am a little bit?

[motherofnemesis]

please this is like 200 level coding at best

good because me too

[alittlesweptup]

I wouldn't know

ok good

[motherofnemesis]

yeah well you did poetry and shit

[alittlesweptup]

fair enough

[motherofnemesis]

well you know i put effort into not being a massive hypocrite

[alittlesweptup]

[Critical hit.]

Anyway, glad to hear some percentage of you is still existing on the physical plane

[motherofnemesis]

are you done pretending you care yet

[alittlesweptup]

I don't know, are you done being such a git?

[motherofnemesis]

right. i forgot. totally my bad.

[alittlesweptup]

Look if you don't actually want to have it out with me then you'd be better off not picking at the idea. I'm trying to make sure you're alright there's no need to go biting at my hand christ

[Because clearly she's the only wrong one here.]

[motherofnemesis]

you've been doing a bang up job of making sure i'm all right so far. if you keep working at it you can probably get a gold star sticker and everything.

[alittlesweptup]

Wow thanks just what I've always wanted

[motherofnemesis]

congratulations

--> disconnect

[alittlesweptup]

Good luck with the not being dead in a ditch bit